Introduction to Kimberly Williams

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Off Camera

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Against All Odds was monumental for the #GingerNation.  The redhead duo retained the UWA World Tag Team Championship against The Heartbreakers and the match, pardon the pun, was most definitely heartbreaking for Niles and Corey, and perhaps for the fans of Marie Annabelle Jones as well.  Why?  It was revealed by the nefarious #GingerNation team that for a long time now the UWA World Tag Team Championships had been held and defended by Sophie James and Kimberly Williams and no one was the wiser.

It was quite an easy trick to pull, considering Kimberly and Marie are identical twins.  It was all a question of motive.  Why would Marie, who had been so proud of being a world tag team champion alongside her best friend Sophie James, want to pull a stunt like this?

For Marie it all boiled down to her desire for personal success.  As proud as she was of being world tag team champion, she wanted to be UWA World Champion even more than that.  When it appeared as if David Helms and Drew Bryant were content to pigeonhole Marie Jones in the tag team division after losing the UWA World Title to Vanilla Skyy, she knew she had to do something.  She knew drastic action had to be taken.

Thus the #GingerHoax came to fruition.  Kimberly would compete in UWA as if she were Marie, teaming with Sophie James.  Meanwhile Marie would compete in Supreme Championship Wrestling, looking for singles gold.  No one knew anything.  No one was the wiser.  The plan was pulled off to perfection.

But perhaps not without consequence.  On Outbreak, #GingerNation will be defending their tag team gold against not just one, but TWO other tag teams; the team that they allegedly cheated at Against All Odds, The Heartbreakers, and perhaps the one team that may know them better than anyone else…

…The Sisterhood.

A triple threat match in which the champions do not have to be pinned in order to lose their world tag team titles would, under normal circumstances, be a cause for concern for the reigning champions, but the #GingerNation seems completely un-phased and unaffected by this turn of events.

Well…at least one of them is unaffected…

“Can you believe the look on mom’s face?”

Marie and Kimberly, two-thirds of the #GingerNation, had a confrontation with their mother Angelica Jones and their aunt Kayla Jones just before they left the arena at Against All Odds.   Marie and Kimberly stood their ground as they were lectured by their family.  They even were able to dish out a good deal that they were given.  Angelica Jones, the matriarch of the family, was clearly upset by what went down.

Kimberly’s face is lit up with excitement and joy.  Normally seeing your mother being upset wouldn’t be a cause for celebration and joy; at least it isn’t for a normal person.  Kimberly Williams is far from being normal.  Partially due to her upbringing, having been raised by Emma Storm, a known sociopath, Kimberly is a sociopath herself.  No one can accuse her of her of ever being normal.

Marie Jones, Kimberly’s twin sister who sits on the King Sized bed in their New York City hotel room, definitely looks downtrodden and, perhaps, not quite as sure of herself as before.  She definitely does not look as happy or joyous as Kimberly.

“Yeah…I remember it…”

“It was great, right?  She looked like she was about to cry!”

“Aunt Kayla looked like she was going to kill us.”

Kimberly shakes her head.

“Nah, she would never kill us.  No matter what we do, she loves us.  At least that’s how I was told family is supposed to work.  Well, the Manson Family may kill one another but we’re not the Manson’s.  Besides, if she killed us she’d be arrested and she’d never get a shot at the UWA World Tag Team Championship and I’m pretty sure she wants that!  Not that she’s gonna actually GET the titles, y’know?”

Marie shoots her twin a curious gaze.

“Kim…what the hell was all of that?”

Kimberly smirks.

“I dunno, it made sense in my head.”

“Do you even think about what you say before you say it?”

Kimberly shakes her head.

“No way, that’s too boring.   Much more fun to just say it and then find out what I said after the fact!”

Marie rolls her eyes.

“Right…”

Kimberly Williams tilts her head to one side and stares curiously at her sister.

“Is something wrong?  Did I say something awkward…which is, y’know, normal for me?”

Marie shakes her head.

“It isn’t you, Kim.”

“Oh good!  I was worried that I had freaked you out in some way!”

Marie smirks.

“You freak me out on a regular basis, Kim…it just wasn’t you THIS time.”

“You KNOW it!”

Kimberly embraces her twin in a tight hug.  After breaking the embrace, Kimberly sits down on the edge of the bed next to her sister and stares at her questioningly.

“Now tell your psychotic sister what’s wrong?”

“I don’t…”

She shakes her head.

“…I don’t think you’ll understand.”

“No, I probably won’t, but I’m really good at pretending to understanding and saying shit like ‘it’ll be ok’ and ‘I’m sorry’ so, you know, you can try!”

Again, Marie rolls her eyes.  She doesn’t actually trust her twin sister’s judgment, but unfortunately there’s no one else here to talk to, so…

“Kim…you don’t know what it’s like to be with mom all the time because you were not raised by mom.  Emma Storm forced mom to separate us at birth.  She kept you hidden and in isolation until you became an adult.”

Kimberly grows slightly more sober as this memory returns to her.  She nods her head.

“Yeah, I know.  I never even knew you and mom existed.  Hell, I thought Emma was my mom.  I never questioned it until I saw you two.”

“Well let me tell you, we had a rocky relationship to say the least.  She did kill our father.”

Kimberly snickers.

“Ding dong the dirty old bastard is dead!”

“That’s not very nice.”

“Yeah, and our father wasn’t a very good human being, so what’s your point?”

Marie rolls her eyes.

“Right, well anyway, mom and I had a very rocky relationship.  There were times I thought our relationship was irreparable.  But thankfully, we both worked on it, we both made the appropriate changes, and we now have a great relationship.”

Marie sighs.

“At least we did.”

“Oh I get it…you think the #GingerHoax will somehow damage your relationship with our mommy?”

“That’s part of it.  Plus, was it even right what we did?”

Kimberly wraps an arm around her sister’s shoulder.

“Let me begin by telling you that, yes, what we did was right…or it could be wrong…”

Marie blinks her eyes in confusion.

“Huh?  Which is it?!”

“Either.  Both.  It’s whatever the hell you want it to be, sis.  Right and wrong, good and bad, they are just inventions of society.  Morality is just an invention of society.  Do whatever you feel is right and just.”

Marie shakes her head.

“We’ll have to agree to disagree on that one.”

Kimberly stands straight up and stares down at her twin sister.

“Really?  You’re going to defend the system of right and wrong that made Vanilla Skyy a fucking martyr and royally screwed you over?  If there was such a thing as right and wrong, then the right thing to do would be for Helms, Bryant, and all of Chocolate’s…

“Vanilla.”

“Vanilla…Chocolate…what’s the difference?  Point is, the RIGHT thing to do would be for Helms, Bryant, and French Vanilla’s fan-base to accept you and grant you the same rematch opportunity that Willy Vanilly got.  Was Willy Vanilly dumped into the tag team division permanently or dumped into the Transgender of the Ring division permanently after she lost the title to you at Olympus?”

Marie sighs and shakes her head.

“No.”

“Exactly!  And her fans, including Bryant and Helms who have their collecting heads up her ass, they look up to her as a hero…”

She pokes Marie in the chest.

“YOU were the real hero.  Willy French Vanilly’s and her family?  They’re all crazier and more psychotic than I am.  And that’s who they wanted as the face of UWA?  Hell, let’s just make Chucky Manson the face of UWA.”

Kimberly thinks on this for a moment.

“Actually…that’s not such a bad idea…”

“Stay focused, Kim!”

Kim nods her head.

“Right!  So this isn’t even really about right and wrong, this is about fairness.  You should be allowed to compete in UWA as a singles wrestler, but if they won’t do it, then it’s only fair for you to seek out other ways to get a singles career.”

Marie nods her head.

“Ok, fine, but what about mom?”

“Trust me, mom understands.  Besides...”

Kim smiles a sincerely warm smile, which is rare for her.

“…I may not know much about what TRUE family is all about, and I may still only be getting to know our mother, but from what I can tell, I think she’d love you no matter you did.  Besides, you’re not the one who has to fight her.  It’s me who has to step into the ring with her!”

Marie rolls her eyes.

“Yeah, that’s what I’m afraid of.”

Kimberly chuckles.

“Oh I may be a sociopath, but I won’t kill our mommy too much.”

“That’s VERY reassuring, sis.”

“Glad I could help!”

Kimberly grabs Marie by her hands and pulls her up to her feet.

“Now stand tall, young lady!  Look alive!  It’s gonna be me, pretending to be you, facing Sisterhood and Heartbreakers on Outbreak!”

Marie frowns.

“I’m not amused, Kim.  Everyone already KNOWS that you’ve been pretending to be me for quite some time.”

“Oh…well, those details don’t matter!  We’re still gonna win!  #GingerNation baby!  Stab-stab-stabby!”

Marie sighs and rolls her eyes again.

“If nothing else, this won’t be boring…”

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On Camera

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Hi there!  Marie Annabelle Jones here…

…or would that be Kimberly Williams?  Heh, thanks to the #GingerHoax you dumb fucks just have no freaking clue who I am!  You fools will never know who you are really facing.  Will it be Marie?  Will it be Kim?  Will it be Donald Trump?

Ok, so we do look kinda different from Mr. Grab You By Your Pussy, but point is, you will NEVER again be sure of anything when it comes to the #GingerNation!

It REALLY is Kimberly Williams, by the by.  And I REALLY do plan on helping my sexy as hell BFF Sophie James, the Motor City Bitch, defend the world tag team championships against The Pre-Pubescent Heartbreakers!

Niles, Corey, didn’t you get enough of us at Against All Odds?  Oh, wait, dumb question.  No heterosexual male can get enough of The Motor City Bitch and her sociopathic slasher pal Kimmie!  In fact, we’re willing to be nice.  While you may not win the tag titles on Outbreak, we’ll gladly offer sex as a consolation prize….but only for the right price.  I’m not cheap, pretty boys.  I doubt Sophie is either.

You two young nincompoops are fresh and green out of Zombie Orlando Cruze 3000’s wrestling academy, am I right?  Orlando was a legend, no doubt, an icon in this business, but what he failed to teach you and apparently what KloeMasterbater neglected to tell you about is the hideous truth about this business.

The hideous and painful is that the hero rarely wins.  The truth is that the person who deserves greatness, who has earned success, rarely gets that success.  That’s the truth, Pre-Pubescent Kids On The Block.

My sister once thought like you.  She once thought this business had some glimmer of hope and fairness within its soul.  But that hope was dashed by Drew Bryant and Davey Crockett Helms.  Marie Annabelle Jones, THE World Heavyweight Champion, lost the belt to Willy French VanillySkyy.  Fair enough.  But did she get a rematch?

No.

Did Marie get any singles matches after she lost the title?

No.

She was pigeonholed as a tag team competitor.  She was ignored.   Someone who was a good person, was a hero, had been cast aside in favor of someone who has evil blood flowing through her veins.  Just look at her family.  They’re nuttier than me.  And you all question why Marie did what she did?  You all wonder why she is no longer the hero?

It’s all your fault!  Specifically its Niles and Corey’s fault.  No, it doesn’t make sense, but give me at least a day and I’ll come up with a really super good reason to defend that claim!

Long story short…too late, I know…but long story short is that the sad truth of this business is that the bad guys usually win, and the bad guys…or bad girls in this point, happen to be the #GingerNation.  We won at Against All Odds and we’ll win again on Outbreak.

Oh but you won’t be the only losers on Outbreak…

Hi, mommy!  Hi Aunt Kayla!  How are you doing?  Will me and Marie still be invited to Thanksgiving Dinner after we kick your asses?

You may not approve of what we did, and that’s fine.  You at least understand that we’ll do what we want when we want to do it.   Now if you were the OLD Sisterhood, I would suggest us working together to take out those pre-pubescent idiots Niles and Corey.  But you already made it perfectly clear that you are not the Free Botswana Sisterhood any longer.

Too bad.  I loved the Free Botswana movement.  That was funny shit, despite what certain Tales From The Crypt Stick in the Mud Rejects said about it.

Now you want to be the heroes?  Well it’s like I told The Heartbreakers, the good guys rarely win in our business, and you should know this better than anyone else, considering how long you’ve been in this business.

You most definitely have the capability of defeating us.  You have the skill to beat anyone.  We’re not denying that.  But I seriously doubt that you have the guts to do what is necessary to win.

Sophie and I are willing to go that extra mile and are willing to do ANYTHING to win.

Just ask The Heartbreakers.