Thursday, July 3, 2014

An Exorcism



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For Your Own Good
On Camera
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So tell me something, how is it that someone like Abigail Lindsey, a known psychopath, a loony tune, who knew all about my whereabouts when I was kidnapped by Kimberly Williams, who knew it all, and yet did nothing about it, and still she gets cheered?  For that matter, how is it that Taylor Chase is allowed to sleep her way to the top thanks to Orlando Cruze and then when the lovebirds begin to have problems everyone has pity upon her, completely forgetting what happened to get her there in the first damn place, forgetting that Amanda Blaze is doing the same damn thing she herself did?  And yet Amanda is the villain?

No, it doesn’t make sense to me either.

The only explanation I have is that IWC has descended into corruption and…dare I say it…sin.  People no longer care about goodness and righteousness.  They only care about their lustful desires.

It’s a good thing I’m here, because I am the role model not just for IWC but for the fans all over the world who tune into Riot and New Age each and every week!  Were it not for me and Aerik Walker, the enforcers of goodness, this company would become an even bigger hell hole than it already is.

But fear not, fans!  Fear not fellow IWC superstars!  I am here to give you the hero you so desperately need!

Taylor is already running scared as she knows her time is drawing to an end.  She already lost her husband, she lost her world championship, and soon she will lose her fanbase as I begin the process of revealing to the world exactly what she is…

…a fraud.

It won’t happen in one night.  It won’t happen in one match, even when Aerik and I defeat her and Scott Cannon.  But that victory, that glorious victory, will be the beginning of the end for her pretend reign of terror.  But don’t be sad, fans, because it’s for your own good.

You may think Taylor Chase is someone you want to emulate and cheer but the truth is that she is just part of the problem with this great company and I am here to become the solution.

Bring Scott Cannon if need be.  Bring anyone you want.  Bring all of Silas World why don’t you?  The Good Movement is greater than Silas World and that is a true story…

…oops, did I steal your catchphrase?  I’ll send a nickel your way for royalties sweetie.

 

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Mother-Daughter Bonding
Off Camera
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It’s backstage an IWC House Show and Marie Annabelle Jones, fresh off of another wonderful performance (wonderful in her mind anyway) is getting ready to leave.  She has places to go, people to see, and matches to prepare for.  Specifically one hell of a tag team match pitting her and Aerik Walker against Taylor Chase and Scott Cannon.

This will be a big time match for Marie as she gets a chance to wrestle the former IWC World Champion.  Marie has wanted her shot at the title ever since arriving in IWC and throwing her lot in with Ethan and The Good Movement is part of the plan to reach that goal.  Scott Cannon is no slouch either, the Silas World faction would not have recruited him otherwise, but for Marie this is her chance to prove once and for all that she belongs in the main event scene.

And she couldn’t have a better tag team partner to watch her back than Aerik Walker.  Granted there are rumors running rampant about Walker questioning what side he is on but Marie isn’t too concerned.  Ultimately they are both Apocalypse and Apocalypse members stick together.  These are just silly rumors and nothing more.  Apocalypse, The Good Movement’s Apocalypse, can overcome Silas World and that is the truth.

Another thing that weighs heavily on Marie’s young mind is her recent twitter wars with her own family.  Both her mother Angelica and her aunt Kayla have tried to reach out to Marie only to get spurned by young Phoenix.  Angelica has threatened to march into IWC and rip Ethan Von Aaron’s face off in an attempt to get to Marie so she can talk to her.

The scary thing for Marie is that she knows her mother is not just capable of it but will do it if given the chance.  Angelica Jones is not someone who talks a good game and has no bite.  Angelica is one of the most dangerous wrestlers in the game.

Tonight, though, has ended and she is going home to relax.  Dressed in a pair of nice dress pants and a nice silky blouse with strappy heels on her feet, young Jones walks down the hall, preparing to exit the arena…

…at least, she thinks she is…

“Marie!”

The voice is a familiar one, and an unwelcome one.  Marie turns her head to spot her mother, the reigning GFC World Heavyweight Champion and Silas World member Angelica Jones making her way with a determined stride towards her down the backstage hallway.



“We need to talk…”

“Oh great…”

Marie rolls her eyes as she tries to walk quickly away but in high heels she can’t go too fast.  Her mother easily overtakes her and snatches her by her arm.

“You’re coming with me…”

“Let me go, mother…”

Marie wrestles control of her arm back and out of the grip of Angelica but Angelica just spins her around and pushes her gently but firmly against a wall.  She stares angrily into her daughter’s eyes.

“We’re going to talk.” She says sternly. “We can do it here or we can do it in private so I won’t humiliate you.  Your pleasure.”

The younger Jones sighs and nods her head. “Fine, we can go back to my dressing room.”

“Not a chance.” Angelica remarks. “Ethan is there as well as the rest of your little goof troop.  I want real privacy without them looking over my damn shoulder.”

“So what do you suggest?”

Angelica doesn’t answer her daughter.  Instead she takes her by her hand once again and leads her gently but firmly back down the hall.  It isn’t long until they reach a dressing room marked “Silas World”.  Angelica pushes it open and leads her daughter inside.  She shuts the door behind them.

“Silas World?!”

“It pays to have Silas Mason as your agent, Marie.”

“Clearly.”

Marie sighs as she walks over to a nearby sofa against the wall and sits down.  She folds her arms over her chest and pouts as her mother pulls up a blue steel folding chair and sets it up across from her and sits in it.

“So is that how you got past Ethan?”

Angelica nods her head. “Silas is much smarter than Ethan.  He’s smarter than Samantha as well.”

“Is this where you lecture me about joining with Sam?”

“I wasn’t going to bring it up but since you did,” she leans in closer “you did make a mistake by throwing your lot in with Hodgson.  A big mistake.”

“Is that so?” Marie smirks knowingly. “You didn’t seem to think it was such a mistake for the damn near ten years you had her as an agent.”

“Hodgson can be effective as an agent when she wants to be, I won’t deny that.  Her problem is that she doesn’t really care as much about your success as she does about her own.”

“And Silas Mason is different how?”  Marie unfolds her arms and waves her hands furiously. “Be honest!”

“Honestly?”

“Yes, honestly.” The younger Jones nods her head. “You and I have always been honest with one another so be honest, how is Silas Mason different from Samantha Hodgson?”

Marie watches her mother with a knowing grin.  She knows, just as Angelica knows, what the answer is.  She is confident she has her mother cornered here as she has asked for true honesty.  Honesty and truthfulness, two things they promised one another no matter what, despite any other issues they may have with one another, they would definitely be honest and truthful.

“Honestly…” Angelica’s voice fades off “…maybe he isn’t that much different from Samantha Hodgson.”

“The only difference is he has a dick.”

That wasn’t exactly expected to come out of the mouth of young Marie Jones and, as a result, mother and daughter share a hearty laugh despite the tense situation.

“Ok, that may be true…”

“It is true.”

“But one thing I do know,” Angelica begins with a smirk of her own “is that since siding with Silas Mason I ended Chandler Scott’s year plus long title reign to become the first ever female to win the GFC World Heavyweight Championship.”

Marie nods her head. “I saw that.  I was happy for you.”

“You were?”

“Of course I was.” Marie smiles sweetly. “I was cheering you on the entire way.”

The Phoenix takes her mother’s hands and squeezes them tightly. “I have always supported you, mom.  Why can’t you support me now?”

“It isn’t that I don’t support you, Marie, I’m just concerned about you.”

“Don’t be.  I have Samantha and Ethan looking out for my business affairs.”

“And that’s what concerns me.”

Angelica sighs deeply. “In my first year as a major wrestling promotion, the Global Division of Wrestling, I became world champion.”

“Yeah and that was such a great accomplishment for you!” Marie chimes in.

“But looking back on it, winning it that early probably did more harm than good.”

“Huh?”

Angelica nods her head. “I was still so young and inexperienced when it came to this industry and I truly believed that I needed an agent to help me out, I truly believed I could not handle it myself, so I took on Samantha Hodgson.  But I should have learned how to get by on my own.”

Angelica clenches her fists tightly as a sense of anger rises up within her. “All of these agents and lawyers are ruining the industry, Marie.  You have to see that.”

“And yet you have one too.”

“I’m a hypocrite, I know.” Angelica nods her head in agreement. “I just…I’m worried that you are making the same mistakes I did.”

“Making the same mistakes you did?” Marie asks with a shocked look on her face. “Mom, you are a twelve time world champion.  You are a member of three halls of fame.  I would be honored to make the same mistakes you made.”

“You don’t know what you’re saying.”

Angelica gets up out of the chair and turns her back to her daughter.  Marie, feeling curious now, gets up out of the sofa and approaches her mother.  She taps her on her shoulder.

“What do you mean?”

“Those mistakes cost me a great deal.  They nearly cost me you and your sisters…they did cost me Andreas…”

“Lassie?”

Lassie is referring to Andreas Lasiewicz, Jessica’s father.  Marie and Jessica, as most know, are half-sisters, they share the same mother in Angelica Jones but they have different fathers.  For years when Angelica was married to Andreas, Marie lived there and grew to think of him as the father she never had.  She won’t admit it, but Marie still does think of Andreas as her father more so than any other male figure in her life right now.

“He’s worried about you too, by the way.”

“He is…” Marie pauses, shaking her head “…I had no idea…”

Angelica turns around to face her daughter. “I know how much you admire him.  I know how much you look up to him.”

“What do you mean?”

“Don’t deny it.” Angelica lets out a small laugh. “I can tell from as far away as twitter.  You’ve grown quite the attitude, young lady, and you’ll talk back to anyone showing no respect…”

A knowing grin forms on Angelica’s face. “But him?  When he tells you to back off you back off.”

Now it’s Marie’s turn to turn around, is it because of shame?  Not sure.  But nevertheless she turns around and bows her head.

“He’s done so much for me.  He taught me so much.  A child needs a mother and a father and he filled that role when mine died.”

“How do you think he feels about you the way you’re acting now, with the crew you are running around with?”

Young Marie turns around with tears in her eyes. “But I need them.”

“And it’s that thought process that will always anchor your career you down.  One day you will have to stand up and tell the world that you don’t need Ethan, Samantha, and you definitely don’t need Alana Starr in order to be great.  That’s the only way you can go forward.”

With that said Angelica turns and starts to walk away. “Mom, wait!”

She stops and turns around.  Marie walks over and embraces her in a hug.

“No matter what happens, no matter what I say, I love you…”

“I love you too, sweetheart.”

“And tell Lassie…tell him thank you.”


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Samantha's Thoughts
On Camera
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My client is the future of the Independent Wrestling Cartel.    She has said so ever since she arrived in this little company and now, she is honored to prove to you people that the future has finally arrived.

Taylor Chase WAS a great wrestler in IWC.  She WAS the world champion.  Notice the past tense of the verb.  WAS...WAS...WAS...

NOW she is nothing but a frightened little girl on a downward spiral.  And I can't blame her for being frightened.  She lost her husband, she lost her championship, everything is slipping away from her, slowly but surely, and eventually she'll have nothing.

Nothing but memories.  And even those will be taken from her.

How does Ms. Chase react to losing everything?  She lashes out.  She lashes out against anyone and everyone who doesn't march in tow with her opinion of how things ought to be.  Any blind man can see that Katelyn Buehler is being forced to act the way she is and yet Taylor lashes out against her?

Poor, poor Taylor.  Sad, pathetic Taylor lashing out because she realizes her own time is drawing to an end.

Silas Mason has backed a loser in this game and if he doesn't realize it yet he will soon and he will get rid of you.  He can send Scott Cannon to help you out.  He's nothing but a second rate Chris Cannon.  Nothing more, nothing less.  He won't be of any help when you two face off against my clients Marie Jones and Aerik Walker.

Now I cannot help but address Silas Mason, seeing as this is the first time your clients and mine will be clashing.  You have Angelica Jones now.  That's fine, you can have my sloppy seconds.  The truth is that Silas World is about to go down the tube and The House of Hodgson is on the rise.  You backed the wrong damn horse, Silas, by choosing losers such as Taylor and Cannon.  But I, on the other, am an intelligent woman who always backs winners.  We backed The Good Movement.  And we are going to prove that you and your house of cards is about to come toppling down.

And that is GOOD!

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An Exorcism
On Camera
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“Ethan!”

Her voice rings out in the sanctuary.  Her family has strong connections to this church.  This is the same church her mother grew up in, the same church her mother was a nun in for a short period of time before leaving the convent to become a wrestler.  This is the same church where Marie herself grew up.  This is her home church and the Jones family has always been major donors and givers to this church, Our Lady of the Annunciation Catholic Church in Boston, Massachusetts.  It shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone that if Marie Annabelle Jones ever needed use of the church, that they would gladly oblige the young red head.  If they knew exactly what she was planning, however, they might have had second thoughts.

This afternoon Marie is being joined by her agents, Samantha Hodgson and Ethan Von Aaron, also known as Porno Lad, and Marie’s young son, Sean Connor Jones.  Marie, with Samantha on her left and Sean on her right, kneeling on the floor playing with his “Alana Starr” action figure, waits patiently as Ethan comes running up.

“I’m here my ravishing red head!”

“About time.” Marie says, tapping her foot impatiently. “Are you all set?”

“I got everything you need…” he spins around, allowing the black robe he’s wearing to flow freely “…cassock…”

He takes the tips of the alb that is around his neck and uses it to tickle Samantha’s cheek and then Marie’s cheek.

“…and the alb!”

Samantha Hodgson sighs, a sense of mild frustration beginning to fill her voice as she turns to look at her client Marie.

“Ms. Jones, are you quite sure this is necessary?”

“Absolutely!” Marie says definitively. “Have you been watching IWC lately?  Taylor Chase has been so crazy acting, so insane that it clearly must be a demonic presence possessing her body.  So if I am to go to war with a demon, I need spiritual weapons and Ethan here is going to give them to me.  Right, Ethan?”

“You got it!”

“Die! Die! Die!”

The trio of adults look down at the sweet little Sean Connor Jones, who is taking his Alana Starr action figure and smashing it as hard as he can against a nearby wall.

“DIE! DIE! DIE!”

“NO!” Marie quickly walks over and jerks the Alana action figure, which is now in great disrepair, right out of his hand. “Don’t do that to Alana, sweetie.”

“Why not?”

“Because Alana is good.”  She snaps her fingers and Ethan comes over with a Taylor Chase action figure and a Scott Cannon action figure, both of which he gives to young Sean. “Here, play with these.”

Sean looks at them and then back up at Marie. “But these are dumb.”

Marie pats him on his head. “GOOD answer!”

Sean shrugs and then proceeds resume his destruction of the actions figures.  “DIE! DIE! DIE!”

Marie smiles sweetly as she turns back to face Ethan and Samantha. “He’s such a good boy.”

“You’ve taught him well, my dear!” Ethan says, beaming.

“Ok then,” Samantha says, frustration clearly in her voice “shall we get this over with?”

“I agree with Sam!” Marie says happily. “Let’s exorcise these evil demons!  Get me ready for spiritual warfare, Ethan!”

“With pleasure!”

He opens up a black book, on the cover it reads “The Alana Starr Guide To Exorcisms”.

“Alana have mercy…”
“Starr have mercy…”

“Alana have mercy…”
“Starr have mercy…”

“Alana have mercy…”

“Starr have mercy…”

Marie and Samantha stand there with hands folded as Ethan continues the ritual.

“Face of Boe, hear us!”
“Face of Boe graciously hear us!”

“Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots,”
“Have mercy upon us!”

“Hold on a moment,” Samantha frowns “Optimus Prime?!”

“Uh-huh…” Ethan nods.

“I like that.” Marie says smiling. “If anyone can give me the power to overcome Taylor and Scott’s demonic powers, it is Optimus Prime!”

Samantha shrugs her shoulders, deciding that maybe now isn’t the time to argue.  She lets Ethan continue the ritual.

“River Song…”
“Pray for us…”

“Desmond Drake…”
“Pray for us…”

“Rachel Frost…”
“Pray for us…”

“Kennedy Street…”
“Pray for us…”

“That smelly hobo I saw on the side of the road…”
“Pray for us…”

At that point Ethan places his hands on Marie’s boobs.  Samantha once again objects…

“Wait a minute, is that part of the ritual?!”

“Yes, it’s all right here, Sam.”

He offers her the book which she quickly takes and reads.  Sure enough it does instruct the officient to place his hands squarely on the female’s bountiful breasts.  She sighs and hands it back to Ethan.

“Very well.”

“Good!” He places his hands back on Marie’s boobs. “In the most holy and righteous name of Alana Starr, I pray a blessing on this young woman as she heads into battle against that succubus Taylor Chase and her three headed demon dog Scott Cannon…”

“Three headed demon dog?” Samantha furrows her brow in confusion.

“Just go with it.” Marie insists.

“Taylor Chase, you and your evil devil dog will not stand against this proud, young, GOOD woman and her giant saintly warrior!  You will fall to their great power!  And now in the name of Alana Starr I…”

He looks around and then over at Samantha Hodgson and Marie.  “Do either of you have the holy water?”

“I thought you put it in your coat pocket.” Samantha suggests.

“Oops…”

“Oops?”

“…I think I did, actually, but I’m naked underneath this robe.”

“SPEW!” Comes the voice of Sean who could not help but overhear that.

“Sorry but I thought every person of the cloth was naked underneath these things.”

“Well you’re wrong.”

“Clearly, but what am I going to do about holy water?”

Samantha reaches into her purse and produces a small can of pepsi. “I was saving this for later but it will have to do.”

Ethan takes the pepsi and pops the top. “Perfect!”

He pours the pepsi over Marie’s head. “I baptize you in the name of Alana Starr, Ethan Von Aaron, and Doctor Who.”

“Awesome!” Marie claps her hands happily. “I am so ready for Taylor Chase and her demonic presence!”