Sunday, August 30, 2015

No Political Spin




The camera begins to roll.  We see a revolving door, golden in color.  As the camera turns away from the door we can see that this door leads to a long hallway, cream colored with floors that have carpeting that is crimson in appearance.  Light streams in from a window at the end of the hall, not that it is needed, as overhead lamps hang from the ceiling to light the path of any who choose to come.  Just then the sound of the doors causes the camera to turn back around to face the door.  We see Jessica Lasiewicz stepping in through the revolving door.

“August 26th was a special day in the United States.  And no, I’m not talking about SCW Breakdown, although I personally do consider that day rather special considering it was the SCW debut of The Sisterhood, Angelica Jones and Kayla Jones, as a tag team.”

Jessica begins to walk, away from the door, and down the hall.  The camera follows her every step of the way.

“August 26th also happens to be Women’s Equality Day in the United States, the day that this country honors the nineteenth amendment, guaranteeing women the right to vote.  It is also a day to remember how women have made such great advances towards equality with men in the history of this great nation.”

Jessica continues down the hall and we come to a portrait of a woman. “This is a portrait of Geraldine Ferraro, the first woman to run for Vice-President under a major political party ticket.”

The young Lasiewicz continues down the hall, coming to a portrait of a slightly younger looking African American woman.

“And here you see Condoleezza Rice, who served as Secretary of State for the United States.”

She continues her walk down the hall, coming to another portrait of a third woman, this one should be familiar to one and all.

“Finally, you have before you the portrait of Hillary Clinton, a woman who has already been US Senator and Secretary of State and could very well be the next President.  I’m not planning to vote for her.”

She shakes her head as she walks down the hall further, coming to a portrait of Dylan Howell. “I’m not voting for this jackass, either.”

Jessica turns and jerks the portrait roughly off of the wall.  The young Polish woman tosses the portrait to the side and then turns back to face the camera.

“I will be the first to admit that I’m not exactly the most fun person in SCW.  I don’t have a perfect sense of humor.  But seriously, Dylan, your game is fucking ridiculous.  Howell for President?  Seriously?  I see you swarm social media with your campaign slogans and it makes me nauseous.  I want to vomit whenever I see you because you and your pathetic presidential run is a disgrace to professional wrestling.  It makes me wonder if you truly are serious about this business at all.”

“I am serious, Dylan, and I hope you are going to be taking me serious instead of thinking about your next campaign fundraiser.  Remove all thoughts of Clinton, Trump, Bush, or the White House because those clowns are not your biggest threat.”

Lasiewicz motions to herself. “I am your biggest threat.  I am the one you have to survive in Philadelphia at the Wachovia Center.  You shouldn’t even be worrying yourself over that battle royal at Apocalypse, at least not yet.  You may not even make it to Apocalypse if you piss me off, Howell.  So don’t get distracted by a pretend threat of your own imagination or a threat in the near future.  You should worry about the one threat that is real, a threat that is here and now and ready to strike.”

“You should worry about me, you should worry about The Morning Star.  But you know what, Howell, while we are talking about your stupid political career, and since you have declared that you are entering the race, well hell, allow me to take this time to OFFICIALLY declare something of my own…”

Jessica makes the championship belt motion at her waist. “I am declaring my intention to put gold around this waist again.”

“The fact is that I did what I originally came here to do.  I helped my mother to see the light, I showed her who Silas Mason really was, and I was a part of the solution, the cure to that Silas World cancer that had permeated SCW for so long.  Now that he’s gone I can be selfish once again.  Now that I did what I came here to do, I can focus on championship gold once more.”

She points a long slender finger at the camera. “And it all starts with you, Howell.  On Breakdown, in front of the Philadelphia crowd, I defeat you, I dominate you, I take you out.  Then at Apocalypse, I win the battle royal and prove my dominance over some of the great female athletes of Supreme Championship Wrestling.”

“No fun and games, no political spin, just the harsh reality of Jessica Lasiewicz, Lady Gambit, running right through Dylan Howell on Breakdown and then running right through the competition at Apocalypse.”

Saturday, August 22, 2015

Mistaken Identity: Act 2



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Mistaken Identity
Act 2
Off Camera
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Sitting in a large living room that has wine-colored carpeting, cream colored walls, in the middle of two sofas and a love seat, is Sean Connor Jones, the son, now a toddler, of IWC Uprising superstar Marie Annabelle Jones.  He is not being left alone and unattended.  Yes, he does have his IWC action figures (get yours today at IWCShop.com) but he also has his aunt Kimberly Williams to keep him company.  The somewhat sociopathic raven-haired beauty sits on the love seat, with her legs folded underneath her, and her head propped up against her right hand, letting out a sigh, not a sigh of boredom but more of concern, concern for this young child she sees before her.

Yes, even sociopaths can, on occasion, show signs of concern for other human beings.  In this case Sean Connor Jones is her nephew and she cares about what becomes of him in the future.  This isn't to say that she is worried about how her half-sister Marie Annabelle Jones is doing as a mother to this child.  On the contrary, Kimberly has no doubts in her mind that Marie does an excellent job taking care of Sean and providing for his every need.

Unfortunately, as good a mother as Kimberly believes Marie to be, there are some necessities that even the ginger-haired beauty cannot provide and Kimberly knows this.  One such necessity is the need for a father figure in Sean's life.

Granted, one can debate for a very long time about whether or not a child truly needs a father figure of some sort in his or her life in order to grow and mature into a good person.  The feminist movement that got a great deal of steam in the early 20th century seemed to argue that a single mother, on her own, could provide all of the needs for a child.  It may be difficult at times for the mother, but she could do it.  And yet there were still others who argued that for some children, at least the males at least, there was no substitute for a father figure to help them learn how to grow and mature into a man.

The Jones family had always been somewhat more traditional than most families and Marie Annabelle Jones was no exception.  Marie has always been convinced that her son Sean needed a father figure to look up to.  Yes, she could provide Sean with all of the bare necessities of life and she could even teach him right from wrong, but she does not believe she can teach him how to be a man.  In her mind there is no substitute for a masculine role model in Sean's life.

Kimberly's concern for Sean is minimal.  She isn't nearly as traditional as the Jones women, and that's because Kimberly has no Jones blood in her.  Would it be easier if there was a father figure?  Certainly.  Does Marie need one to help her raise Sean?  No.

Kimberly's primary concern is for Marie herself.  With each passing day, week, month, and year Sean continues to grow.  Kimberly knows that Marie is getting desperate to find someone to be a masculine role model for her son and she is worried that Marie will make a mistake and go with the first guy who gives her any real attention.  She has done that before, after all.  She had a relationship with fellow professional wrestler Damian Daniel Toole.  Toole proved to be very abusive towards Marie and Marie took it.  She took every bit of it and refused to fight back, all because she was desperate to find someone to be with, someone to help her raise Sean, even if that someone was an abusive prick of a human being.

Is lightning about to strike twice?  Kimberly hopes not.  She is here tonight to babysit Sean while Marie goes out on a date with her latest find; a man named Arthur Pond.

Pond is a unique case in that he does not realize that he is dating Marie Annabelle Jones.  He remembers her from their days when they both worked at a convent and at the time Marie went by the name Kimberly Williams.  Marie has chosen not to correct him, she has chosen not to tell him who she really is.  She has, instead, decided to let him continue to think she is Kimberly Williams, an ex-nun who wants to have fun.

No rhyme intended.

Marie cannot keep up the charade for too long.  Kimberly knows this and surely Marie knows it as well.  Jones is already having to go through a great deal of trouble to keep this under wraps.  This date has to take place in the United States, not overseas in Japan where Independent Wrestling Cartel is currently having its next set of shows, including the next Uprising event where Marie will compete against Jessica Wilde, otherwise Pond would become suspicious.  Granted, her duties to Global Championship Wrestling's Livewire brand required her to make a brief return trip to the United States anyway, but still, the fact remains that a lot of jet flying across the globe to and from the United States will be involved in this charade.

For now, though, the itinerary for the next week is simple: enjoy this date with Arthur, travel back to Japan, kick Jessica Wilde's ass.  Hopefully Pond remains none the wiser.  Simple, right?

“Marie!”

Kimberly shouts out loudly, hoping her half-sister can hear her from inside the bathroom where she is currently doing a few touch-ups on her make-up.

“Are you almost ready?!”

“Give me a sec...”

Kimberly sighs, rolling her eyes out of frustration as she turns her attention back to Sean, sitting on the floor with a Jessica Wilde action figure in one hand and a Marie Jones action figure in the other, beating them together repeatedly.  Watching this causes a smirk to slide across Kim's face.

“Looks like you got at least some of my genes, kiddo.  You like violence, huh?”

Sean looks over at Kimberly and smiles.  He holds up the Jessica Wilde action figure.

“This person sucks!” He tosses it aside and then proudly displays the action figure in the image of his mother. “My mommy is gonna kick her butt!”

“Right-on, kiddo!” Kimberly reaches out and ruffles his hair. “That's the attitude to have!”

Sean's smile grows even more at this praise he receives from his aunt.  A few moments later, though, it fades away into a look of confusion, and maybe a touch of sadness.

“Aunt Kimmie, where's mommy?”

Kimberly sighs again. “That's a good question, darling.”

Kimberly turns her head away from Sean and back towards the direction of the bathroom.

“Marie!”

“I said give me a second!”

“Your son wants you...”

There is a pause as Kimberly turns to gaze back at Sean, who now frowns, anxious in anticipation and worried about where his mother is.  Another tense moment passes and finally Kimberly can hear the bathroom door creaking open (yeah, she really should put some oil on that thing).  Marie then steps into full view wearing her very best dress.  The dark material clung to her frame, draping perfectly over her curves.   The onyx color is one that could match even the darkest of nights.  Silk under ones fingers, hugging her waist, yet flowing out at the knee, to allow her to move with ease.  A bodice of lace and jewel put emphases on her as she walked in.

“Wow!” Kimberly exclaims, looking on in awe at what Marie is wearing. “You look hot!”

“Good, that's the impression I'm going for.”

Kimberly looks her up and down again and frowns. “Are you seriously going through with this date?”

“Yes, Kim, I really am.” Marie responds shortly. “I happen to think Arthur is a great guy and that we can have a good time.”

“Don't lie to me, sis.” Kimberly motions to Marie with both hands. “You don't put on THAT dress just to go out and have a good time with a guy.”

The red-headed Phoenix shakes her head. “Fine, so maybe I like him...”

“Like him?”  Kimberly begins. “You broke out your most elegant dress for this occasion.  This is beyond liking him.”

“Whatever,” Marie rolls her eyes “we can debate semantics all day long and it will get us nowhere.  The fact is that I like him and I am going out with him tonight.  What is it to you?”

“Nothing, nothing at all, except...” her voice trails off

“Except what?”

“For starters, aren't you worried that this will be a slight distraction from your match at Uprising?  You have Jessica Wilde one on one.”

“Jessica Wilde?” Marie scoffs. “Please, I can beat her with my eyes closed.”

“Don't underestimate her.” Kimberly warns. “Besides, even if you are that good, couldn't you use her as an opportunity to make a statement, to show your opponents, whomever they may be, what they have in store for them at Revolution?”

Kimberly reaches out and playfully touches her sister's nose. “Or maybe Jessica could make a statement by beating you...”

Marie shakes her head vehemently. “Nope, not gonna happen!  Not in this lifetime OR the next!”

“Fine, just be careful...” Kimberly remarks “...and that's not all I'm worried about...”

“What is it?!”

Marie says, by now sounding very upset and agitated that her half-sister is continuing to press this issue any further.

“What else could you possibly...”

Marie's voice trails off as a look of realization washes over her.  Then a grin forms upon her face and she begins laughing lightly.

“...oh I get it!  You've gone soft!”

Kimberly shakes her head. “I haven't gone soft.”

“Yes you have!” Marie exclaims, still laughing. “I remember how you first tracked me down in the wrestling business.  You stalked me, you tried to destroy me and my family before we finally made up.  You are an admitted sociopath and now...”

Marie reaches out and pinches Kim's cheek playfully “...you're worried about my well-being!  Isn't that sweet?”

“Just because I am concerned for your well-being doesn't mean I've gone soft!”

Kimberly's shout was enough that it startled everyone in the room, including little Sean who has been listening this entire time and continues to listen as the two adults, paying him no attention, continue their conversation.

“Look, Marie...our father, Sean Williams, is dead.  Sean's brother, our uncle, is a convicted child molester and is serving prison time.  You, me, and even your son, we are all that is left of Sean Williams and his legacy.  So yes, I do care about you Marie, and I know how you are and I know what you want.”

Kimberly motions to Sean. “You want a role model for him.  And that is a good thing to want.  But I'm worried that you'll make another mistake.”

Marie nods her head. “I know...I have made mistakes.  Damian Daniel Toole was a mistake that I had made.  I was weak at the time and desperate.  I let myself believe the lies he told about me.  But I am not that person any longer and I truly believe that Arthur is not like Toole.”

“Maybe so, but if you do like Arthur so much, then why are you lying to him?”

“I'm not lying to him.”

“Yes you are.” Kimberly responds. “You lie to him every time you go out because he still has no idea he is dating Marie Annabelle Jones.  He thinks he's dating me and you haven't told him any different.”

The two sisters stare into each other's eyes for a long period of time.  Finally...

“Mommy?”

Marie is startled back to awareness.  She looks down at her son and smiles. “Yes, sweetie?”

“Are you leaving?”

“Yes, dear.  Mommy is going to go out with a friend.”

“I want to meet your friend, mommy.”

Marie smiles as she kisses him on his cheek. “You will soon.”

The thoughts of the young ginger-haired mother are interrupted when the doorbell sounds loudly throughout the house.

“That’s him!”

Marie says excitedly as she quickly jumps up to her feet and turns to face Kimberly, embracing her in a tight hug.

“You know where all of the emergency numbers are, right?”

Kimberly nods her head. “Yes, but quite frankly I’d rather not have to call your mother or any of the Jones women for help.  I don’t think they trust me.”

Marie rolls her eyes. “Gee, I wonder why?”

“Anyway, Sean and I will be fine.  You go and have a good time.”

“Oh I will,” Marie winks “believe me, I will!”

Marie turns and starts to walk away as Kimberly calls out after her. “Oh and Marie…”

The Phoenix stops and turns around. “Yes?”

“Be careful.”

Marie snickers. “Yep, you’ve gone soft!”

Gone soft?  Perhaps.  Kimberly Williams is a diagnosed sociopath.  It is strange for her to seemingly exude such caring feelings towards Marie and yet she does indeed seem to genuinely care about her half-sister.  Justifiably so.  Marie has not been acting like herself lately.  For one example, she has been more vicious and more violent lately within the confines of the IWC wrestling ring.  Though that can be directly attributed to Kimberly herself.  Marie agreed to let Marie join her on the IWC tours and join her in IWC arenas so that she can train her and prepare The Phoenix for her future matches, all with the purpose of adding the one thing Kimberly felt was missing from Marie’s arsenal…

…a killer instinct.

One would have to argue that Marie does indeed have that killer instinct now, after taking out Scott Steele, assaulting Crissy Gardner, and even blasting Drew Bryant with a steel chair.   Now will that killer instinct lead her to the Uprising World Championship?  Only time will tell.

Another question that remains is how much influence has Kimberly had upon Marie?  We know she has adopted more of a killer instinct but what else has Marie adopted?  Signs are there that point to something more and Kimberly can see it clearly.  For instance, tonight, Marie is going out on a date with a man who truly believes she is Kimberly Williams and Marie has not corrected him.

What purpose does it serve to deceive this man whom Marie now greets at the door as she opens it, this man standing at the door wearing a button up silk shirt, dark gray suit combo, and a matching tie?  No one knows.  It just doesn’t make any sense.  But then again, nothing Kimberly Williams did ever made sense, and here, for Arthur Pond, Marie is pretending to be Kimberly Williams.



“Good evening, Kimberly…” his voice trails off as he looks over Marie up and down “…wow, you look absolutely stunning!”

“You told me to dress nice,” Marie responds with a wink “so I pulled out my best dress, just for you.”

She leans over and kisses him on the cheek. “And please, feel free to call me Kim…or Kimmie…”

Arthur chuckles. “Well ok then, Kim…”

Arthur takes her by the arm and, like the gentlemen he is, begins to lead her down the walkway towards his car.

“…I think you will find tonight enjoyable.  We’re going to this fancy French restaurant.  You did say you liked French cuisine?”

Marie nods her head. “I did…”

“Great, and then after we eat we can go dancing.  How does that sound?”

Marie snuggles in close to Arthur, resting her head on his shoulder. “It sounds great, Arthur.  It sounds great.”

When they reach the car, Arthur continues to pour on the gentleman routine, opening the passenger side door for Marie, letting her step inside before shutting the door.  Arthur then walks around to the driver’s side and steps into the car…

…meanwhile, Kimberly is watching all of this go down from inside the house, not sure if she should feel more worried and concerned for her half-sister Marie, or feel pity upon Arthur Pond, who is being lied to and manipulated this very second by Marie,  for reasons that are unknown, even to Kimberly herself.  And all Kimberly can do is watch, watch as the car pulls away, and pray that Marie does not do something she will regret.



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Kimberly Williams
On Camera
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Love her or hate her, it really is irrelevant, because the fact of the matter is that Marie Annabelle Jones, my half-sister, is on the fast track to the top of the IWC mountain!  If you don’t believe me, then just let’s look at the facts for a moment shall we?

FACT número uno: Marie was drafted first overall in the IWC draft.

FACT numero dos: Marie became number one contender to the IWC Uprising World Championship at Extreme Fury.

FACT número tres: Now Marie, along with Amanda Blayze, is the number one contender to the IWC World Tag Team Championship.

You cannot argue with facts and the facts clearly and indisputably show that, despite everyone who has tried to hold her back, especially Drew Bryant when he suspended her, despite all of those obstacles, Marie Annabelle Jones is still skyrocketing to the top of the IWC.

The next stop is Revolution where she will become IWC Uprising World Champion.

Why is she so successful?  It’s all because she has embraced the hate.  She has embraced the violence.  No longer does she care what each and every one of you think, no longer does she care what the little people think.  She only cares about one person in this industry…

…herself.

Jessica Wilde serves one purpose and one purpose only in this match coming up at Uprising.  She is an opponent.  She is someone whom Marie will make an example out of.  Marie will show the world just how violent she can be and she will it at the expense of Jessica Wilde.

There was a time that, maybe just maybe, Marie could have learned something from Wilde.  But not anymore.  Now Marie is the expert.  Now Marie is the star.  Now Marie will show the world just what she can do by taking out Jessica Wilde and effectively crippling her True Sinistry in the process.



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New Coke
On Camera
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We are met by the flames of a fire burning, not out of control, but just enough to keep us warm.  The flames lick the dark chocolate brown wood of the logs, occasionally kicking up in intensity but not enough to cause any fear.  As the camera pans out we can see these burning logs are contained within a grandiose oak fireplace.  The décor of this fireplace is regal, in what resembles a French style.  The camera continues to pan out and we see on the left side of the fireplace is a see-through glass case containing many trophies and accolades from times past.  There are several shelves on this glass trophy case, all of them containing some trophy or championship belt of some sort to show off the owner's greatness.  The top shelf, however, is empty.

At this time we are joined by a female figure entering the scene from stage right.  Her long gorgeous red-hair cascades fluidly and gracefully to just below her shoulders.  This lovely woman is wearing a wine-colored long-sleeved sweater, a knee length black skirt, and black high heeled pumps.  She stops directly in front of the fireplace and turns to face the camera.  We can now see that this is none other than Marie Annabelle Jones and, in her right hand, she is holding a trophy of sorts.

“My name is Marie Annabelle Jones and I am the number one contender to the IWC World Tag Team Championship!  My name is Marie Annabelle Jones and I am the number one contender to the IWC Uprising World Championship!”

A sneer forms across the lovely ginger's face. “None of you believed in me, did you?  You all thought I was a whiner!  You all thought I just threw tantrums!”

She raises up the trophy high into the air. “Well how is this for a tantrum, boys and girls?  BELIEVE IT because none of you frosty heroes won Best Gimmick, did they?”

Jones shakes her head. “No, because your frosty heroes are boring and lacking of any substance outside of Disney flicks.  I am the real deal, I am the number one overall draft pick, I am the crown jewel of professional wrestling, and I am the leader of the ginger nation, a force so powerful and so popular that it got nominated for an IWC award without even having any real presence within the company outside of yours truly!”

The ginger uses her free hand to motion to her succulent form.  “Oh but what a presence I am!  On a scale of one to ten, I'm a fifteen.  I single handedly rescue IWC Uprising from obscurity week in and week out because, let's be honest, without me professional wrestling fans have no reason to watch that program.  Silas World lost Sienna Swann and Regan Street?  Big deal!  Silas Mason still has me and he knows that I am all he needs and this award further proves that point!”

Marie turns towards the glass case, takes one step closer to it, and then places the Best Gimmick award on the top shelf.  The beautiful ginger turns back to face the camera, grinning arrogantly.

“This is why people like me are winners.  This is why people like me and Amanda Blayze became number one contenders to the IWC World Tag Team Titles two weeks ago on Uprising.  People like me and Blayze, Silas World, we always bring our best.  We always bring our A-Game.  Chris Davids brought his A-Game but then you have some people like, Christian Savior for example, who don't bring a damn thing to the match, let alone an A-Game.  It's almost like he didn't even bother to show up.”

Jones winks at the camera. “How's that wall holding up?”

“In any event, it will not be long now until I am a double champion in the Independent Wrestling Cartel.  Over my left shoulder one half of the tag titles will be resting, and on my right will rest the grand prize, the IWC Uprising World Championship.  You can deny it all you want but deep down inside everyone knows it is true.  I took out Crissy Gardner, Scott Steele, and even Drew Bryant himself.  I went on to defeat Ethan Von Aaron and Amanda Blayze to become number one contender to the world title.  I then was able to put my differences with Blayze behind me in order to work with her to defeat Chris Davids and Christian “Missing In Action” Savior to become number one contenders to the tag titles.”

“I have knocked down each and every moron that bothered to try and get in my way.  Revolution will not be any different.  Whether its Vanilla Skyy, Alana Starr, Tina Valentine, William Mason, or even Christian Savior...”

Jones starts laughing “...sorry!  I couldn't maintain my composure!  The mere though of Savior making it to Revolution is hilariously ridiculous!”

“My point is simple, no matter who it is I have to face at Revolution, I will defeat them to become IWC Uprising World Champion, and when I become world champion I will bring a fresh new face of leadership to the IWC, leadership that has been lacking for a very long time.  Case in point, my opponent for next Uprising, Jessica Wilde...”

“...I remember my first IWC event.  I remember seeing the many wrestlers backstage, many of whom were friendly, and some were familiar faces from days of long ago.  But one group of people who struck me as an oddball group was the Sinistry; Ba'al and his groupies reminded me of the gothic equivalent of hippies, only without the whole peace bullshit.  I never cared much for them but when they came into power I knew not to bite the hand that wrote the paychecks.  I tried to stay out of their way.  But Jessica Wilde was a believer.  Believe it!”

She chuckles again. “Sorry, couldn't help myself.  In any event, Wilde struck me as a true believer, a follower, a minion if you will.  Nothing much special about a minion so there was nothing special about her.  She would fade into obscurity.”

“But then the Sinistry fell.  Ba'al left and, in her words, abandoned her.  Jessica had the chance to break out of her shell and show IWC what she was made of!  She could finally show IWC who she really was!”

Jones shakes her head in disappointment. “What Wilde did was show the world that she was professional wrestling's equivalent to New Coke.”

“Seriously, Wilde, what were you thinking with this whole True Sinistry crap?  Ba'al and his Sinistry managed to take over IWC!  Did you really believe that you were going to be able to make that kind of impact or a bigger impact within IWC with your True Sinistry?  Hell, you couldn't even get started right.  The right first step would have been to pick a name for your group of goth hippies that would set you apart from the Sinistry, instead you chose to outright rip them off.”

“As far as your recruitment drive?  Let's just say it has been lackluster at best.  Your followers have not made much of an impact and as for your latest member, well that just shows how desperate you are for followers.  Lilith doesn't ADD to your group, she takes away your strength if anything!”

She snickers nastily. “Now here you are, a little lost girl trying her best to find her place in the world, about to go face to face with a bully.  Yeah, I'll admit, I can be a bully at times, and I have no problem bullying you around on Uprising, because all you are to me is a nuisance.  You are an annoying, prattling, little bug that I will stomp under my foot.”

Jones stomps on the floor, the sound echoes throughout the room. “Just like that!   But hey, there is a silver lining in all of this!  Your True Sinistry may be a complete failure but at least you get the chance to be in the spotlight, you at least get your fifteen minutes of fame as you get to share the IWC squared circle with the crown jewel of professional wrestling.  It will be a golden moment, a great moment you can tell you children or grandchildren about!  You can tell them about how grandma once got her ass kicked by Marie Annabelle Jones!”