Saturday, November 26, 2016

Heroes & Villains



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Off Camera
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The now infamous #GingerHoax is still on the minds of many.  Pro-wrestling fans are still stunned that Marie Annabelle Jones would pull the switcheroo in UWA, allowing her identical twin Kimberly Williams to compete in the tag team division on her behalf so she could focus entirely on her singles career, a career she decided to seek out in another company; SCW.  Despite the fact that Marie has tried explaining herself to the masses, there are still questions about what drove her to mastermind such an action.  Whatever ultimately drove her to betray the UWA and its fans, the #GingerHoax did its job and allowed Marie to perform in SCW.

Marie Annabelle Jones has already made an impact since her arrival in Supreme Championship Wrestling.  Jones defeated both Hannah War and Kara Abheri in singles competition before losing a triple threat match to Kara that also involved Hannah.  But Marie can hold her head high knowing that she didn’t get pinned.  She can also be thankful for the fact that her career has not been slowed down in the slightest bit due to this minor bump in the road.  That triple threat win would have earned her a shot at the women’s championship, but Marie doesn’t want the women’s championship to begin with.  The Crown Jewel of Professional Wrestling knows all too well what it is like to be pigeonholed into particular divisions in pro-wrestling.  In UWA, Marie was pigeonholed into the tag team division.  This was why she jumped ship and went to SCW to begin with.  She definitely would not want to risk SCW pigeonholing her in the women’s division, either.

The redheaded Boston native has bigger and loftier goals in mind for herself not just in Supreme Championship Wrestling but in UWA as well.  She wants to be a world champion.  She wants to be world champion in UWA and in SCW.  She wants to prove that she is the absolute best wrestler in the world; the true Crown Jewel of Professional Wrestling.

Her rise to success in both the UWA and SCW will not be the focus of her next quest.  She is scheduled to compete in the upcoming Icon Memorial Tournament to take place in UWA.  It will be a thirty-two person tournament held over a three day period.  The winner will receive a BMW and five hundred thousands dollars, and while those two prizes are great, there is still one other reward that Marie is looking for…

…a title shot.

A part of Marie definitely wants to do this to honor the memory of Orlando Cruze.  He was one of the greats and will be remembered as one of the greats.  That will never change.  But Marie wants to one day be at least near his level of success.  Just as Orlando Cruze was a former world champion, Marie, a former world champion in her own right, wants to win back that championship.

Winning this tournament punches her ticket to an automatic title shot right off of the bat.

That being said, with the stakes being as high as they are for The Crown Jewel of Professional Wrestling, you’d expect that she’d be out busting her ass, training her ass off trying to get ready for what will be a test of endurance like no other.  You’d expect her to be focused entirely and only on the Icon Memorial Tournament.

You’d be wrong.

Instead, we find a set with a plain white backdrop.  A bed is set up on the backdrop and Marie Jones is found lying on the bed.  She is wearing flip flops, denim jeans, and a black T-shirt with #GingerNation written on the front in orange lettering.  Her long red hair is left to hang flowing down to shoulder length.  She is propped up on her side on the bed, staring across into the lenses of a camera set up on a tripod stand.

A man known as Hamilton is operating this tripod stand camera.  He is wearing a faded blue button up shirt and khaki pants with nice dress shoes…

…this is a photoshoot.  Marie is doing a photoshoot, which isn’t out of the ordinary for wrestlers these days, especially the beautiful ladies in UWA.  But with what’s at stake in this Icon Memorial Tournament, a tournament where she faces Niles Gray in the first round, you may have expected her to be more focused on the match than what appears on the surface…

…but remember, things are not always what they seem, and appearances can often be deceiving.

“Good great…”

Hamilton seems to be pleased so far with what he has seen from young Marie.  He waves his arm, while still holding the tripod camera stead with the other, motioning for Marie to go to her right.

“…now, move a bit closer to your right, that’s it…”

He flashes her a thumbs up.

“…perfect!”

“Of course I am!”

He smirks.

“Great, you look great, now how about giving me a look over your shoulder?”

She turns and gazes deep at him and into the camera as seductively as she can.  He snaps a few more photos as he gives her a thumbs up sign.

“Perfect Marie, now could you please lean back and let your hair flow over one eye?”

Marie smirks and nods her head.

“Of course!”

She leans back and then flicks some of her hair forward, enough that it covers one of her eyes.

“Great job, Marie!  Now could you remove your top?”

“We’re a naughty boy, aren’t we?”

“Just snapping the pictures that the photoshoot requires.”

Marie nods her head and quickly removes her shirt, casting it to the side.  She is now standing there in flip flops, denim jeans, and a pink lace bra.  Hamilton tries to maintain his composure, though he’s almost drooling.

“Now remove the bra…”

“Not gonna happen!”

That voice was not Marie’s, although it sounds damn near identical.  Hamilton does not recognize it but Marie does and looks around rather annoyed.

“Not now…”

“Yes, now…”

Hamilton is thoroughly confused as a second female enters the set.  His curiosity grows even greater when he notices that this female looks identical to Marie in every way, except for the clothing.  This beautiful young lady, identical to Marie, is wearing a slinky little number that embraces every single one of her luscious curves.  The black dress is a stretchy, sleeveless, off the shoulder midi-dress that features a wide fold-over neckline and an open back cut-out.  The skirt flares out ever so slightly and stops just below the knee.  Her feet are encased in strappy black high heeled sandals.

Hamilton’s eyes look at one woman, then the other, then back at the other.  The fact that they are identical is hard for him to fathom.  He doesn’t quite know what is going on.  He gazes back to the woman on the bed…

“Marie, what…or who…who is this?”

“You’re asking the wrong person.”

The other woman snaps her fingers to get Hamilton’s attention.  He turns his head to face her.  She then points towards her identical twin lying on the bed.

“THAT is not the person you think it is.”

“Ok, then who are you?”

She pats herself on the chest.

“I am Marie Annabelle Jones.”

She smirks.

“And the woman you have been taking pictures of for that photoshoot is my identical twin.  Her name is Kimberly Williams.”

Hamilton turns and gazes at the woman he has been photographing for quite some time now.  She playfully waves at him.

“Hi there, stud muffin!”

Marie turns and stares in a scolding manner at her twin.

“Stud muffin?”

“Yeah, and he’s a naughty stud muffin too.  He wanted me to run around topless.”

Hamilton shakes his head vehemently.

“It wasn’t like that!  It was…”

Marie holds up her hand to interrupt him.

“Whoa, you DID ask Kim to remove her bra, did you not?”

“Yes, but that’s what the shoot required…”

“I’m not giving some perverse plebeians the honor of seeing what MY gloriously nude body would look like.”

“Your body?”

Hamilton is nearly beside himself.

“I wasn’t even photographing you!  I was photographing her!”

“True, but we are identical twins, darling.  Her body may as well BE my body.”

“But why…”

Hamilton sighs and shakes his head.

“…why pull the trick anyway?  I thought you WANTED this photoshoot, Ms. Jones?”

“I do, but I’m way too busy with much more important matters that require my attention.  I am a superstar of the highest level.  People all over the world desire to see me.  But not everyone can.  I am only one person, after all.  So when I can’t be somewhere, or if I just DON’T want to be somewhere…”

She motions to Kim again.

“…then I have my stunt double.”

“I just…”

He shakes his head.

“…I just can’t believe it.”

“You don’t have to believe it.  Your one job is to do, not question.  You did your job for me, you have your photos, now leave.  Kimberly and I have things to discuss.”

Hamilton sighs as he takes his camera off of the tripod stand and walks away.  Kimberly and Marie both watch, Kimberly snickers as he walks away with frustration etched across his face.  Once he is gone and out of sight, Kimberly waves for Marie to join her on the bed.  Jones walks over and sits down on the bed next to Kimberly, who embraces Marie in a tight hug.

“Sissy!”

Kimberly smirks.

“You are soooo glad that you came when you did.  I was totally gonna flash that horny photogenic bastard!”

Marie rolls her eyes.

“I know you would have, that’s why I stopped you.  I can’t have YOU showing off my breasts to the world.”

“Technically it would’ve been MINE, but that’s neither here nor there, right?”

“Right, but our bodies are identical and that is one perk to being an identical twin, a perk I intend to use to its utmost.”

Kimberly hops up off of the bed.

“And its helps that your twin is an absolutely wonderful actress!”

Kimberly spins around three-hundred sixty degrees so that she is once again facing Marie.  Kim then proceeds to give her very best Marie impersonation.

“I am The Phoenix!  I am The Crown Jewel of Professional Wrestling!  I am a superstar and a legend and I deserve to be treated as wrestling royalty!  All I do is win.  I know winning and by the time I’m done America will have won so much that they’ll be sick and tired of winning.  But then I’ll build a wall on the southern border and make Mexico pay for it!

“Uh, Kim…”

“And I’m gonna grab that pussy!”

“…KIM!!!”

Marie’s shouting stops Kimberly suddenly.

“What?”

“That was a Donald Trump impersonation.”

“Oh…I get you two confused, at times.”

Marie punches Kim in the arm.  Kim rubs it painfully.

“Owwww….what was that for?!”

“For being dumb.”

Kimberly smiles sheepishly.

“Sorry…”

She plops back down on the bed and ruffles Marie’s hair, messing it up.

“…but you gotta admit, we DO make a great team!”

“That we do.  That’s partially why I wanted to stop by and interrupt your photoshoot.”

Kimberly’s curiosity is peaked.

“Oh?”

“The Icon Memorial Tournament.”

“Oh yeah, what about it?”

“I have to win, Marie.  A world title shot is at stake if I win.”

“And a great car and five hundred big ones!”

Marie shakes her head.

“I don’t CARE about any of that.  I just want the world title shot.  Nothing more, nothing less.”

“Oh, well can I have the money and car since you don’t want it?”

Marie smirks.

“Of course!”

Kimberly squeals with joy.

“Yaaaaay!  I looove you, sissy!”

“Right, but before you shower me with praise, I need to get ready.  I have this tournament and my first opponent is none other than Niles Gray.”

“Who the hell is Niles Gray?”

“Don’t give me that shit, Kim!  You kicked his ass twice!  You know who he is!”

Kimberly smirks.

“Oh, you mean that boy toy?”

Marie sighs and rolls her eyes.

“Yes, him…”

Marie gently shoves her twin sister, who is giggling uncontrollably.

“Try to remain focused, Kim!  Niles Gray may be green, he may be wet behind the ears, but he’s dangerous and could eliminate me early if I’m not careful.”

“I know this.  But why are you telling me?”

Marie tilts her head to one side and glares at Kimberly.

“That’s simple.  I lost the UWA World Championship to Vanilla Skyy.  I was on a huge roll in SCW but recently I came up short in two separate number one contender opportunities.”

She shakes her head.

“That cannot happen again.  No matter what that cannot happen again.  I want bigger and better things for myself.  I want to be a world champion again, Kim.  This tournament is my ticket to that opportunity.  An opportunity that I deserved that UWA refuses to grant me.  By winning this tournament there will be no way in hell UWA can deny me of my world title shot.  I will get my world title shot.  And I will prove to UWA, SCW, and anyone else who may doubt me or criticize me that I am exactly who I say I am…”

Marie smirks.

“…the Crown Jewel of Professional Wrestling.

“That sounds simple enough.  You can do it.”

“Oh I KNOW I can do it, but I do not want to leave anything to chance.  I want to win this tournament and I will use EVERY resource at my disposal to make sure that happens.  Do we understand one another, Kimmie?”

Kimberly chuckles nastily and winks.

“I read you loud and clear, babe!”

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We open inside of a private gym owned and operated by Angelica Jones.  Currently the matriarch of the Jones Family, Angelica herself, finds herself sitting on the edge of a pro-wrestling ring set up in the center of the floor.  She is staring at her daughter, Marie Annabelle Jones, a few feet away who is currently doing crunches as part of an exercise regimen to prepare herself for the coming challenge that looms; The Icon Memorial Tournament to be held soon in UWA.  Marie will have to outlast a thirty-two person field in this tournament but if she can, she will have earned a world title opportunity.

Angelica wants nothing more than the best for her daughter.  She wants to see her succeed.  And she wants the two of them to have a close relationship.  Although the recent actions and attitude shift in Marie Annabelle Jones has made that relationship just slightly strained; definitely not a good thing for the beginning of a Thanksgiving holiday.

“You’re looking good, Marie.  Keep it up.”

Angelica is doing her best to show support for her daughter, but the truth is that she isn’t supportive of her new attitude.

“Thanks, mom.”

Marie hops up off of the floor after completing the crunches.  She then turns to the heavy bag, which isn’t but a few feet away, and starts laying into it with right hands, left hands, and even a few martial arts kicks to boot.

“Niles Gray is going down.  He is just a mere stepping stone as I go through anyone and everyone else I may have to in order to win that tournament and get my UWA World Title Shot.”

Angelica sighs.  Those words sound awfully familiar.  Angelica herself spoke words similar to that not too long ago, before she turned over a new leaf.  Seeing her own daughter adopting a similar attitude troubles her greatly.

“Let’s hope so, for your sake…”

“Hope so?”

Marie chuckles at her own mother’s supposed doubt.  Marie continue to lay into the bag with everything she has.

“I am The Crown Jewel of Professional Wrestling, mom.  I can win this.”

“I have no doubt you can win.”

Marie stops her punching and kicking of the heavy bag and turns to face her mother.  Marie places her hands on her hips and frowns.

“Then why is it that I detect a hint of doubt from you?”

Angelica sighs once more as she hops down off of the ring apron.  She walks over to her daughter and places a hand on her shoulder.

“It isn’t that I doubt you.  You have all of the skill in the world and I know you can beat anyone on any given night.  That isn’t what troubles me.”

She pokes her in the chest.

“What troubles me is how you’ve been acting lately.”

Marie rolls her eyes.

“Mom, do we have to go through this?”

“I understand you’ve gone through some rough patches lately, especially with UWA…”

“A rough patch?  Mom, David Helms and Drew Bryant pigeonholed me in the tag team division.  They blackballed me from singles competition after losing the world championship.  The fans turned on me the moment their ‘hero’ Willy French Vanilly’…”

“You mean Vanilla Skyy?”

“Yeah, her…but the fans turned on me the moment she won the title back.  Helms and Bryant turned on me the moment she won the title back.  So I did something about it.  I let Kim wrestle in my place in UWA while I signed with SCW.  And do you know how SCW has been treating me?”

Marie grins.

“They’ve been treating me like the superstar I am.  SCW gives me the opportunities that a superstar of my stature so richly deserves.  No, I didn’t win all of my opportunities, but at least SCW granted me opportunities.  In UWA I had to pull off the #GingerHoax just to force Helms and Bryant to sit up and take notice of me.”

She motions to herself and to Angelica.

“WE are wrestling royalty.  We should accept nothing less than the best.”

Angelica sighs and nods her head.

“Like I said, I do understand your frustrations, and perhaps UWA did wrong you in some way, but there is a right way and a wrong way of doing things.”

Marie looks at her mother incredulously.

“Right and wrong?  I’m sorry, mom, but I TRIED doing things the right way and it got me nowhere.  Now I do things the easy way.  Now I take the easy path to success.  And the people can hate me for all I care.  I’m going to get what I want because I deserve it.  It starts with this Icon Memorial Tournament when I become number one contender to the UWA World Championship.”

Angelica frowns and shakes her head with disappointment.

“I just hope…I hope you know what you’re doing…”

“I know exactly what I’m doing.”

“Does that include using Kimberly to your advantage?”

Kimberly Williams is Marie’s twin sister and it is already well known that Kimberly has wrestled in Marie’s place in UWA before.  Now the question has to be asked, will this continue?  Will she try this stunt in the Icon Memorial Tournament?

“So what if I do?”

“It’s not the right way.”

“And like I said, I TRIED doing things the right way and nothing ever worked out for me.  I deserve the best and I’m going to GET the best by any means necessary.”


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We open in front of an UWA logo backdrop.  Marie Annabelle Jones is standing in the dead center of the backdrop.  The redhead is wearing long denim jeans and flip flops.  She sports a red blouse with a black leather jacket.  A confident gaze is written across her face as she stares into the camera.

“There’s been a great deal of questions thrown my way, all of them asking me why…”

She shrugs her shoulders.

“….why pull the wool over the eyes of the fans?  Why mastermind the #GingerHoax?  Why, Marie, after going through the long quest for redemption would I throw it all away and throw the support of my fans away?  Why would I turn my back on them?”

Jones sneers.

“Let’s get one thing perfectly clear; the fans turned their back on me!  UWA turned its back on me!  I tried to be the hero for the fans that they needed.  I tried to be the face of UWA and the hero for UWA that it needed.  But I was cast aside like yesterday’s news as soon as Vanilla Skyy won back the championship.  I knew right then that UWA never did give a damn about me.  I knew right then that the fans bandwagon jumpers who don’t care about me or anyone.  They just jump onto the newest bandwagon.  After I beat Vanilla Skyy at Olympus, they jumped onto my bandwagon.  They stayed by my side until I lost the title back to Vanilla, when they jumped back onto her bandwagon. Now they’re on the Alana Starr or Victoria Salinas bandwagon.”

She shakes her head.

“No, they never cared about me.  And no, I didn’t turn my back on them, they turned their back on me.  Second, as for why I did this…”

She smirks.

“…well I was just looking out for my own best interests.  I mean, let’s face it, David Helms and Drew Bryant sure as hell weren’t going to give me the opportunity that I rightfully deserved.  As soon as I lost the championship to Vanilla Skyy, I was pigeonhole in the tag team division.  Helms and Bryant weren’t going to book me in singles action ever again.  Did you honestly believe I was going to just sit back and be a happy UWA employee forced to compete exclusively in the tag team division?”

Jones shakes her head.

“I am wrestling royalty.  I am The Crown Jewel of Professional Wrestling, damnit!  I deserve better than that!  I can beat anyone!  And I’m going to prove it, appropriately enough, in The Icon Memorial Tournament.”

Jones laughs lightly.

“You know what’s funny about Orlando?  There were times he was loved by fans everywhere, there were also times when the fans loathed him as much as they loathe me now.  There were times Orlando was the hero and there were times when he was the villain.  But regardless of whether you loved him or hated him, regardless of whether he was the hero or the villain, the one consistent thing about Orlando Cruze was that he was one of the most talented wrestlers in our industry.  Everywhere he went, he made an impact.  And that’s why we’re honoring him with this tournament, because he transcended good and bad, hero and villain, right and wrong, simply because of how damned talented he was in that squared circle.”

“His legend was so great that it is uniting and unifying  so many people from across our sport.  The heroes such as Victoria Salinas and David Helms, villains such as Myra Lynwood and Gavin Taylor, and even wild cards such as Tina Valentine, it’s bring everyone regardless of who you are or what your label is together to honor his memory.”

She motions to herself.

“Whether I am good or bad, whether I am right or wrong, whether I am your hero or your villain, I am and always will be The Crown Jewel of Professional Wrestling and this tournament is my opportunity to not just honor Orlando Cruze’s memory with a performance that no one will ever forget but also because to prove that I am among the best in this industry.  And this tournament in particular gives me a special opportunity in its reward.”

A smirk forms across her face.

“A BMW?  Oh yeah, that’d be nice, but if I win that’s going to my BFF Sophie James. Five hundred thousand dollars?  That’s also great, but if I win I’m going to give that cash to my twin sister Kimberly Williams.  Use it wisely, girl!”

She snickers.

“The biggest prize, as far as I’m concerned,  is that world championship opportunity that the winner will get.  Do you think Helms and Bryant will be fair to me?”

She shakes her head.

“No, they wanted me pigeonholed in the tag team division.  But by winning this tournament, I can FORCE them to give me an opportunity at the UWA World Championship.  And ironically enough, the first person who stands in the way between me and the world title shot is none other than Niles Gray, one half of the Heartbreakers.”

She chuckles.

“You’re probably anxious to get this opportunity, not just to get a world title shot, or the money, or the car, or even to honor the man who helped make you who you are today.  But for you this is an opportunity to get your hands on the woman who masterminded the #GingerHoax that played you and the rest of the fans for a bunch of fools!  So you may say the most important goal for you is to honor Orlando Cruze, and I don’t doubt that it is your most important goal, but I’m sure that revenge is also in the back of your mind.  I humiliated you and Corey.  That’s not exaggerating, either.  That’s a fact.”

“You’re getting a quick and very difficult, challenging lesson in what things are like in this harsh world of pro-wrestling, little boys.  Like my sister said, it’s not fair and the good guys rarely win.  I had to learn that lesson, as well.  And as hard as you try, as good as you may be, your best may not be good enough, especially when you’re competing against a wrestler willing to do anything, willing to go to great lengths, to get the job done.”

“I am that person willing to go to great lengths, willing to push the envelope, and willing to do really ANYTHING to win, because you are absolutely right, the pressure is on me.  I’m not just a former world champion but I also HAVE to win this.  I have to win this tournament and get that title shot so I can claim the world title shot I so rightly deserve.”

She shakes her head.

“And I’ll be damned if I let you stop me.”

“Orlando Cruze was a great man who transcended this sport.  He transcended silly emotions or feelings about good and bad, right or wrong, because whether you loved him or hated him, everyone agreed that he was one of the best.  Regardless of whether he was a hero or a villain, you still recognized that you were going to be in for a fight when you went up against Orlando Cruze.  Now we gather to honor his memory…all of us…regardless of whether we are heroes or villains…good or bad…it’s just all about doing it for The Icon.”

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Introduction to Kimberly Williams



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Against All Odds was monumental for the #GingerNation.  The redhead duo retained the UWA World Tag Team Championship against The Heartbreakers and the match, pardon the pun, was most definitely heartbreaking for Niles and Corey, and perhaps for the fans of Marie Annabelle Jones as well.  Why?  It was revealed by the nefarious #GingerNation team that for a long time now the UWA World Tag Team Championships had been held and defended by Sophie James and Kimberly Williams and no one was the wiser.

It was quite an easy trick to pull, considering Kimberly and Marie are identical twins.  It was all a question of motive.  Why would Marie, who had been so proud of being a world tag team champion alongside her best friend Sophie James, want to pull a stunt like this?

For Marie it all boiled down to her desire for personal success.  As proud as she was of being world tag team champion, she wanted to be UWA World Champion even more than that.  When it appeared as if David Helms and Drew Bryant were content to pigeonhole Marie Jones in the tag team division after losing the UWA World Title to Vanilla Skyy, she knew she had to do something.  She knew drastic action had to be taken.

Thus the #GingerHoax came to fruition.  Kimberly would compete in UWA as if she were Marie, teaming with Sophie James.  Meanwhile Marie would compete in Supreme Championship Wrestling, looking for singles gold.  No one knew anything.  No one was the wiser.  The plan was pulled off to perfection.

But perhaps not without consequence.  On Outbreak, #GingerNation will be defending their tag team gold against not just one, but TWO other tag teams; the team that they allegedly cheated at Against All Odds, The Heartbreakers, and perhaps the one team that may know them better than anyone else…

…The Sisterhood.

A triple threat match in which the champions do not have to be pinned in order to lose their world tag team titles would, under normal circumstances, be a cause for concern for the reigning champions, but the #GingerNation seems completely un-phased and unaffected by this turn of events.

Well…at least one of them is unaffected…

“Can you believe the look on mom’s face?”

Marie and Kimberly, two-thirds of the #GingerNation, had a confrontation with their mother Angelica Jones and their aunt Kayla Jones just before they left the arena at Against All Odds.   Marie and Kimberly stood their ground as they were lectured by their family.  They even were able to dish out a good deal that they were given.  Angelica Jones, the matriarch of the family, was clearly upset by what went down.

Kimberly’s face is lit up with excitement and joy.  Normally seeing your mother being upset wouldn’t be a cause for celebration and joy; at least it isn’t for a normal person.  Kimberly Williams is far from being normal.  Partially due to her upbringing, having been raised by Emma Storm, a known sociopath, Kimberly is a sociopath herself.  No one can accuse her of her of ever being normal.

Marie Jones, Kimberly’s twin sister who sits on the King Sized bed in their New York City hotel room, definitely looks downtrodden and, perhaps, not quite as sure of herself as before.  She definitely does not look as happy or joyous as Kimberly.

“Yeah…I remember it…”

“It was great, right?  She looked like she was about to cry!”

“Aunt Kayla looked like she was going to kill us.”

Kimberly shakes her head.

“Nah, she would never kill us.  No matter what we do, she loves us.  At least that’s how I was told family is supposed to work.  Well, the Manson Family may kill one another but we’re not the Manson’s.  Besides, if she killed us she’d be arrested and she’d never get a shot at the UWA World Tag Team Championship and I’m pretty sure she wants that!  Not that she’s gonna actually GET the titles, y’know?”

Marie shoots her twin a curious gaze.

“Kim…what the hell was all of that?”

Kimberly smirks.

“I dunno, it made sense in my head.”

“Do you even think about what you say before you say it?”

Kimberly shakes her head.

“No way, that’s too boring.   Much more fun to just say it and then find out what I said after the fact!”

Marie rolls her eyes.

“Right…”

Kimberly Williams tilts her head to one side and stares curiously at her sister.

“Is something wrong?  Did I say something awkward…which is, y’know, normal for me?”

Marie shakes her head.

“It isn’t you, Kim.”

“Oh good!  I was worried that I had freaked you out in some way!”

Marie smirks.

“You freak me out on a regular basis, Kim…it just wasn’t you THIS time.”

“You KNOW it!”

Kimberly embraces her twin in a tight hug.  After breaking the embrace, Kimberly sits down on the edge of the bed next to her sister and stares at her questioningly.

“Now tell your psychotic sister what’s wrong?”

“I don’t…”

She shakes her head.

“…I don’t think you’ll understand.”

“No, I probably won’t, but I’m really good at pretending to understanding and saying shit like ‘it’ll be ok’ and ‘I’m sorry’ so, you know, you can try!”

Again, Marie rolls her eyes.  She doesn’t actually trust her twin sister’s judgment, but unfortunately there’s no one else here to talk to, so…

“Kim…you don’t know what it’s like to be with mom all the time because you were not raised by mom.  Emma Storm forced mom to separate us at birth.  She kept you hidden and in isolation until you became an adult.”

Kimberly grows slightly more sober as this memory returns to her.  She nods her head.

“Yeah, I know.  I never even knew you and mom existed.  Hell, I thought Emma was my mom.  I never questioned it until I saw you two.”

“Well let me tell you, we had a rocky relationship to say the least.  She did kill our father.”

Kimberly snickers.

“Ding dong the dirty old bastard is dead!”

“That’s not very nice.”

“Yeah, and our father wasn’t a very good human being, so what’s your point?”

Marie rolls her eyes.

“Right, well anyway, mom and I had a very rocky relationship.  There were times I thought our relationship was irreparable.  But thankfully, we both worked on it, we both made the appropriate changes, and we now have a great relationship.”

Marie sighs.

“At least we did.”

“Oh I get it…you think the #GingerHoax will somehow damage your relationship with our mommy?”

“That’s part of it.  Plus, was it even right what we did?”

Kimberly wraps an arm around her sister’s shoulder.

“Let me begin by telling you that, yes, what we did was right…or it could be wrong…”

Marie blinks her eyes in confusion.

“Huh?  Which is it?!”

“Either.  Both.  It’s whatever the hell you want it to be, sis.  Right and wrong, good and bad, they are just inventions of society.  Morality is just an invention of society.  Do whatever you feel is right and just.”

Marie shakes her head.

“We’ll have to agree to disagree on that one.”

Kimberly stands straight up and stares down at her twin sister.

“Really?  You’re going to defend the system of right and wrong that made Vanilla Skyy a fucking martyr and royally screwed you over?  If there was such a thing as right and wrong, then the right thing to do would be for Helms, Bryant, and all of Chocolate’s…

“Vanilla.”

“Vanilla…Chocolate…what’s the difference?  Point is, the RIGHT thing to do would be for Helms, Bryant, and French Vanilla’s fan-base to accept you and grant you the same rematch opportunity that Willy Vanilly got.  Was Willy Vanilly dumped into the tag team division permanently or dumped into the Transgender of the Ring division permanently after she lost the title to you at Olympus?”

Marie sighs and shakes her head.

“No.”

“Exactly!  And her fans, including Bryant and Helms who have their collecting heads up her ass, they look up to her as a hero…”

She pokes Marie in the chest.

“YOU were the real hero.  Willy French Vanilly’s and her family?  They’re all crazier and more psychotic than I am.  And that’s who they wanted as the face of UWA?  Hell, let’s just make Chucky Manson the face of UWA.”

Kimberly thinks on this for a moment.

“Actually…that’s not such a bad idea…”

“Stay focused, Kim!”

Kim nods her head.

“Right!  So this isn’t even really about right and wrong, this is about fairness.  You should be allowed to compete in UWA as a singles wrestler, but if they won’t do it, then it’s only fair for you to seek out other ways to get a singles career.”

Marie nods her head.

“Ok, fine, but what about mom?”

“Trust me, mom understands.  Besides...”

Kim smiles a sincerely warm smile, which is rare for her.

“…I may not know much about what TRUE family is all about, and I may still only be getting to know our mother, but from what I can tell, I think she’d love you no matter you did.  Besides, you’re not the one who has to fight her.  It’s me who has to step into the ring with her!”

Marie rolls her eyes.

“Yeah, that’s what I’m afraid of.”

Kimberly chuckles.

“Oh I may be a sociopath, but I won’t kill our mommy too much.”

“That’s VERY reassuring, sis.”

“Glad I could help!”

Kimberly grabs Marie by her hands and pulls her up to her feet.

“Now stand tall, young lady!  Look alive!  It’s gonna be me, pretending to be you, facing Sisterhood and Heartbreakers on Outbreak!”

Marie frowns.

“I’m not amused, Kim.  Everyone already KNOWS that you’ve been pretending to be me for quite some time.”

“Oh…well, those details don’t matter!  We’re still gonna win!  #GingerNation baby!  Stab-stab-stabby!”

Marie sighs and rolls her eyes again.

“If nothing else, this won’t be boring…”

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On Camera
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Hi there!  Marie Annabelle Jones here…

…or would that be Kimberly Williams?  Heh, thanks to the #GingerHoax you dumb fucks just have no freaking clue who I am!  You fools will never know who you are really facing.  Will it be Marie?  Will it be Kim?  Will it be Donald Trump?

Ok, so we do look kinda different from Mr. Grab You By Your Pussy, but point is, you will NEVER again be sure of anything when it comes to the #GingerNation!

It REALLY is Kimberly Williams, by the by.  And I REALLY do plan on helping my sexy as hell BFF Sophie James, the Motor City Bitch, defend the world tag team championships against The Pre-Pubescent Heartbreakers!

Niles, Corey, didn’t you get enough of us at Against All Odds?  Oh, wait, dumb question.  No heterosexual male can get enough of The Motor City Bitch and her sociopathic slasher pal Kimmie!  In fact, we’re willing to be nice.  While you may not win the tag titles on Outbreak, we’ll gladly offer sex as a consolation prize….but only for the right price.  I’m not cheap, pretty boys.  I doubt Sophie is either.

You two young nincompoops are fresh and green out of Zombie Orlando Cruze 3000’s wrestling academy, am I right?  Orlando was a legend, no doubt, an icon in this business, but what he failed to teach you and apparently what KloeMasterbater neglected to tell you about is the hideous truth about this business.

The hideous and painful is that the hero rarely wins.  The truth is that the person who deserves greatness, who has earned success, rarely gets that success.  That’s the truth, Pre-Pubescent Kids On The Block.

My sister once thought like you.  She once thought this business had some glimmer of hope and fairness within its soul.  But that hope was dashed by Drew Bryant and Davey Crockett Helms.  Marie Annabelle Jones, THE World Heavyweight Champion, lost the belt to Willy French VanillySkyy.  Fair enough.  But did she get a rematch?

No.

Did Marie get any singles matches after she lost the title?

No.

She was pigeonholed as a tag team competitor.  She was ignored.   Someone who was a good person, was a hero, had been cast aside in favor of someone who has evil blood flowing through her veins.  Just look at her family.  They’re nuttier than me.  And you all question why Marie did what she did?  You all wonder why she is no longer the hero?

It’s all your fault!  Specifically its Niles and Corey’s fault.  No, it doesn’t make sense, but give me at least a day and I’ll come up with a really super good reason to defend that claim!

Long story short…too late, I know…but long story short is that the sad truth of this business is that the bad guys usually win, and the bad guys…or bad girls in this point, happen to be the #GingerNation.  We won at Against All Odds and we’ll win again on Outbreak.

Oh but you won’t be the only losers on Outbreak…

Hi, mommy!  Hi Aunt Kayla!  How are you doing?  Will me and Marie still be invited to Thanksgiving Dinner after we kick your asses?

You may not approve of what we did, and that’s fine.  You at least understand that we’ll do what we want when we want to do it.   Now if you were the OLD Sisterhood, I would suggest us working together to take out those pre-pubescent idiots Niles and Corey.  But you already made it perfectly clear that you are not the Free Botswana Sisterhood any longer.

Too bad.  I loved the Free Botswana movement.  That was funny shit, despite what certain Tales From The Crypt Stick in the Mud Rejects said about it.

Now you want to be the heroes?  Well it’s like I told The Heartbreakers, the good guys rarely win in our business, and you should know this better than anyone else, considering how long you’ve been in this business.

You most definitely have the capability of defeating us.  You have the skill to beat anyone.  We’re not denying that.  But I seriously doubt that you have the guts to do what is necessary to win.

Sophie and I are willing to go that extra mile and are willing to do ANYTHING to win.

Just ask The Heartbreakers.